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Set Pokemon to: 'All Regions', 'All Types'

Set Generate to: '1'

Tag one or more friends when you're done.

1. This Pokemon is your best friend:
Ariados
Already with the universe hating me...

2. This Pokemon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:
Regirock
... FuckinghellNoahIworkonarockfarm...

3. This Pokemon is your partner for your science project:
Barbaracle
I'm... fucked? I mean, I'm basically boned if the project is on anything but... whateverthehell this thing is...

4. This Pokemon is looking for every way possible to murder you:
Wailord
... I've lost all my ability to even...

5. This Pokemon is your mother-in-law:

I married a Celebi? Or is it just the mother of all forest creatures?

6. This Pokemon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:
Leafeon
*shrug* I'd bang i-*shot*

7. This Pokemon is your ex:
Chandelure
What can I say? She was a hot, soul stealing bitch.

8. This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment:
Exeggutor
And people called me crazy when I said the trees have eyes!

9. This Pokemon likes to snuggle with you:
Mantine
... I guess I could see that... maybe...

10. This Pokemon ate all your cheesecake:
Plusle
Okay two things.
One: I detest cheesecake.
Two: Why is this description a thing?

11. This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night:
Golurk
Rawb, I think Troof crashed through my roof.

12. This Pokemon punched your mom:
Scizor
If it was Mach Punch, and this thing has technician, sorry mum but I think your ass is dead.

13. This Pokemon will do anything to try and steal your shoes:
Uxie
Yet another "What the actual fuck" description.

14. This Pokemon died by your own hands:
Jellicent
I image it happened in some epic underwater duel as it's trying to slowly drag me deep into the black abyss.

15. This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life:
Ninetales
YES, YES, THANK YOU GOD, A MILLION TIMES F**KING YES!!!!

16. This Pokemon reads you bed time stories:
Kingler
I appreciate the effort, but I don't speak "Qqqqqquqwi".

17. This Pokemon is your loving pet:
Manectric
No one fucks with the master of Wonder Bolt the lightning dog.

18. This Pokemon is your creepy dentist:
Wailord
... ... ... ... HOW!?!?!
Oh well, JOKES ON YOU FUCK-FACE, I DON'T GO TO THE DENTISTS!

19. This Pokemon is what you dream about every night:
Mesprit
That seems like it'd be fun. ^^

20. This Pokemon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
Leavanny
... I could see that actually.

21. This Pokemon plays you in an alternate universe:
Shedinja
o-o;; Well that's only very unnerving.

22. This Pokemon is your guardian angel:
Lucario
... *jaw drops* *eyes widen* ... I-I didn't... I didn't cheat... I swear I didn't cheat... first Ninetails... HOLEY CRAP THANK YOU UNIVERSE!!!! THANK YOU R.N.GSUS!!!!

23. This Pokemon wants to draw with you:
Tentacruel
WELP, I've never drawn a hentai before, but if you insist!

24. This Pokemon is the first Pokemon you will encounter:
Cinccino
I'd catch that. It's cute and fluffy and has one hell of a hidden ability!

25. This Pokemon will take care of you when you're unable to:
Toxicroak
Okay, that's just badass!

26. This Pokemon will be the cause of your death:
Simipour
Yeah... scald's a bitch...

27. This Pokemon loves to steal your hats:
Corsola
Should I acknowledge the once again odd description, or just laugh at the image of Rhed Monkey trying to put on a hat?

28. This Pokemon always borrows money from you:
Blastoise
Yeah, can't say I blame him. The Mega stone is fuggin expensive!

29. This Pokemon loves to play video games with you:
Nidoking
He always wins because I'm too afraid to.

30. This Pokemon is in charge of tagging people:
Sigilyph
... I don't know how to make a comment here. There isn't one to be made...

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:iconfantasycrest:
FantasyCrest Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Student General Artist
Happy birthday!
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:iconquilaviper:
Quilaviper Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2016
Is this "Horse Dicks" guy a friend of yours? Because he seems to be targeting you and your other account for some reason, and I hate to think you're being spammed by some random troll. o~o" 
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ThePredacon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2015
Thanks for the fave!
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Quilaviper Featured By Owner Edited May 14, 2015
NIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!! HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconfantasycrest:
FantasyCrest Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2015  Student General Artist
Happy birthday!
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:iconquilaviper:
Quilaviper Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2014
Thank you for the battle!
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whgf Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yo dog we need to get to texting ^^
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mariavgsriu Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for your fav :la:
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