Set Pokemon to: 'All Regions', 'All Types'
Set Generate to: '1'
Tag one or more friends when you're done.
1. This Pokemon is your best friend:
Already with the universe hating me...
2. This Pokemon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:
3. This Pokemon is your partner for your science project:
I'm... fucked? I mean, I'm basically boned if the project is on anything but... whateverthehell this thing is...
4. This Pokemon is looking for every way possible to murder you:
... I've lost all my ability to even...
5. This Pokemon is your mother-in-law:
I married a Celebi? Or is it just the mother of all forest creatures?
6. This Pokemon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:
*shrug* I'd bang i-*shot*
7. This Pokemon is your ex:
What can I say? She was a hot, soul stealing bitch.
8. This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment:
And people called me crazy when I said the trees have eyes!
9. This Pokemon likes to snuggle with you:
... I guess I could see that... maybe...
10. This Pokemon ate all your cheesecake:
Okay two things.
One: I detest cheesecake.
Two: Why is this description a thing?
11. This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night:
Rawb, I think Troof crashed through my roof.
12. This Pokemon punched your mom:
If it was Mach Punch, and this thing has technician, sorry mum but I think your ass is dead.
13. This Pokemon will do anything to try and steal your shoes:
Yet another "What the actual fuck" description.
14. This Pokemon died by your own hands:
I image it happened in some epic underwater duel as it's trying to slowly drag me deep into the black abyss.
15. This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life:
YES, YES, THANK YOU GOD, A MILLION TIMES F**KING YES!!!!
16. This Pokemon reads you bed time stories:
I appreciate the effort, but I don't speak "Qqqqqquqwi".
17. This Pokemon is your loving pet:
No one fucks with the master of Wonder Bolt the lightning dog.
18. This Pokemon is your creepy dentist:
... ... ... ... HOW!?!?!
Oh well, JOKES ON YOU FUCK-FACE, I DON'T GO TO THE DENTISTS!
19. This Pokemon is what you dream about every night:
That seems like it'd be fun. ^^
20. This Pokemon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
... I could see that actually.
21. This Pokemon plays you in an alternate universe:
o-o;; Well that's only very unnerving.
22. This Pokemon is your guardian angel:
... *jaw drops* *eyes widen* ... I-I didn't... I didn't cheat... I swear I didn't cheat... first Ninetails... HOLEY CRAP THANK YOU UNIVERSE!!!! THANK YOU R.N.GSUS!!!!
23. This Pokemon wants to draw with you:
WELP, I've never drawn a hentai before, but if you insist!
24. This Pokemon is the first Pokemon you will encounter:
I'd catch that. It's cute and fluffy and has one hell of a hidden ability!
25. This Pokemon will take care of you when you're unable to:
Okay, that's just badass!
26. This Pokemon will be the cause of your death:
Yeah... scald's a bitch...
27. This Pokemon loves to steal your hats:
Should I acknowledge the once again odd description, or just laugh at the image of Rhed Monkey trying to put on a hat?
28. This Pokemon always borrows money from you:
Yeah, can't say I blame him. The Mega stone is fuggin expensive!
29. This Pokemon loves to play video games with you:
He always wins because I'm too afraid to.
30. This Pokemon is in charge of tagging people:
... I don't know how to make a comment here. There isn't one to be made...